but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Ewwwww. The hell kind of guy would want to go in your nasty bed? Do some laundry! Franzia is not worth turning your bed into a gnarly spunk nest
Shower. Hand soap. No reason to sleep in the jizz of every guy who ever got drunk enough to fuck your nasty pussy... Hope you wash yourself more often than your sheets...
If this is a guy, the answer is yes. Alcohol always has, and always will, take precedence over laundry. If this is a chick, @everyoneElse.
Wait, it only costs you 3.50? I'm getting fleeced.
Yeah. For $3.50, I'll ship my laundry.