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  • Submitted by crockpot on Aug 19, 12 at 9:33am

    Um, don't you know that republicans are afraid of magic and nether regions? I believe you will be voting Democrat come November...

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Aug 19, 12 at 2:20pm

      omfg you're a moron. yes, republicans are afraid of nether regions-that's why no republicans never have kids. quit being a freeloader dumbocrat and think for a change

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        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Aug 21, 12 at 6:46pm

        I do think.. which is why I vote democrat 90% of the time.. then again I also really support socialist programs for the common good

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 12 at 5:42pm

    Republicans: Shrinking government until it fits into your uterus.

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 19, 12 at 12:52pm

    Republican Logic: Restrict access to contraceptives. Criminalize abortion. End government assistance to the needy families they legally forced to have children they can't afford and demoralize and shame the mothers who had no choice left.

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 19, 12 at 12:54pm

      Dems want you to share your money. Republicans want you to sew your vagina shut.

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      Submitted by R_Shackleford on Aug 19, 12 at 11:05pm

      no one is forcing worthless poor people who spend all their cash on drugs, booze, and cigs to have kids or even sex. You can give these pieces of crap all the contraceptives in the world and they won;t use them.

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        Submitted by crockpot on Aug 20, 12 at 12:14am

        God you are fucking clueless, have you ever even talked to someone who is truly poor you moron?

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        Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 20, 12 at 12:51am

        Oh R-sack. You've been silent so long now I thought you'd gone and found yourself a clue. Wishful thinking I guess. Welcome back, retard.

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    Submitted by ashannen25 on Aug 19, 12 at 11:24am

    The only magic a republican will make happen in your nether region is the magic of birth. Then it'll be back in the shed with you.

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    Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 19, 12 at 4:37pm

    political fight

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    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Aug 19, 12 at 11:08am

    Well if you want to share your hard earned money with people sitting on their asses go for it

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Aug 20, 12 at 2:00am

    @thegreenfairy: Don't you think it's a lot cheaper for the government (but mostly taxpayers) to provide cheap contraceptives then it is to pay for a child for eighteen years?

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    Submitted by gioman420 on Aug 19, 12 at 12:47pm

    Amen to that vvired! Scary to think what can really go down following this election. Its a shame others are stuck undervrocks and cant see what is really going on.

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    Submitted by thegreenfairy on Aug 19, 12 at 1:32pm

    @armchairguru Such an idiot. You can't force someone to have kids. And the GOP doesn't want to limit access to contraception, they just want people to pay for it themselves. It's not expensive. It's not even hard to come by.

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      Submitted by ralphmacio on Aug 20, 12 at 12:33am

      I only wish the "hard to come by" pun had been intentional

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 20, 12 at 1:37am

      Please tell me then, what can happen after a baby is conceived besides give birth or have an abortion? Is there some magical third opition? We talking pray for a miscarriage and fall down the stairs a lot here?

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      Submitted by salvatore26 on Aug 23, 12 at 1:46am

      Yeah you just go to Planned Parenthood--wait.

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    Submitted by SoRandom on Aug 21, 12 at 2:08am

    I'm in college. I'm too poor to afford condoms. Too irresponsible to have kids. Too drunk/lazy to pull out. I can't be bothered with deciding whether a fetus is a life. Let me just kill it and move on. I am the future of America, so take care of me.

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 21, 12 at 11:55pm

      The fact that I cannot be sure if you are sarcastic or stupid is what's wrong with this country and why student health centers should pelt the students with condoms daily. Maybe dump buckets of them from a tall building into the quad!

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 19, 12 at 7:19pm

    vote for Nader!