did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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