Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
