That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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You have to move. Learn the rules: don't shit where you eat- or dont fuck your neighbors/coworkers
English! Do you speak it?
you shoplifted the pooty.
This really should have gotten more thumbs up, classic reference.
The kid isn't yours by any chance is it? Like, shes not a single mom because shes your ex wife?
Dude, you're gonna have to move.
I'm sure the std you gave her has nothing to do with it.
Hey Yoda, ur an idiot for fucking ur neighbor.