I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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