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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:08am

    I LOVE ME SOME FRESHLY SHAVED BALLS!

  • 93 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:41pm

    That's why you trim or shave fuckface!!

  • 92 83
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 14, 10 at 4:01pm

    How long are your pubes? No Homo....

  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:03pm

    Sounds like tucker maxx. Totally stole that from I hope they serve beer in hell

    • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 14, 10 at 4:57pm

      I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

  • 88 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:32pm

    I wonder if I chick wrote this...

  • 94 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:24pm

    First

  • 90 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:06am

    One word. SHAVE!

  • 84 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:10pm

    U might want to start 'manscaping' dumb ass!!!! Take care down there, the women appreciate that idiot!!!

  • 91 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:13pm

    Tucker Max?

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:34pm

    ouchies!

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:03am

    Real OLD men dont Get w/ the times grandpa

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:48pm

    Ouch. You gotta trim that bro

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:01pm

    Shouldapissedonher

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:10am

    Real men don't shave.

  • 86 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:21am

    Yummy

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:48pm

    Fail

  • 83 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:05pm

    Tlfn is dead and corny

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:11pm

    Fuckin shave douche!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:03am

    5:13 hahaha I love Tucker Max.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:32pm

    8:10 you spelled DUMBASS wrong. Haha douche

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:39pm

    Can u say fugly whore

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:50am

    Who the hell still has pubes?? Bahahaga!!

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:06pm

    Clearly fake nice try though

  • 78 92
    Submitted by mamak122 on Jan 14, 10 at 11:35pm

    haha thats so gross dude

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:53pm

    Fake!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:14pm

    Shave bitch

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:27pm

    That's lame and I've had text way better than this

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:32am

    It was all down hill from there references are not funny, have never been funny, and never will be funny!!!! YOU need to be punched in the fuckin face for wasting space on what could have been a funny text!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:57pm

    Ewww shave that shit

  • Submitted by Balla69 on Jan 15, 10 at 10:11pm

    Grimes, why would you do a chick with a snaggletooth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:10pm

    Is that possible? No one's teeth r that jagged

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:30pm

    What's a snaggletooth?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:23pm

    Well u need to shave bud. So u don't shave and she has messed up teeth. Damn that's a fail!!

  • Submitted by anonymous8000 on Jan 19, 10 at 9:00pm

    that post is fucking epic, must win some kind of tfln award.