I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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