Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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