I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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One for the muff, one for the ruff, two to keep kids out of mom's stuff
Wrong website, FML is thataway -> . Also, YDI. Also, FSM forbid old people have a libido.
Looks like you really do need that Xanax now haha
She purposely put them there to distract u from the xanax
Lmfao at WTF's post. Also it serves OP right for looking through their mother's shit.
That is her Xanax, give it a whirl.
Unnecessary use of the word 'like'. It IS the opposite of what you wanted. Unless she hides her Xanax inside the battery compartment, that sneaky snatch!