oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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