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  she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying

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  but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she

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• 'Napalmed her face' is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:55pm

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• finally someone gets the scrubs reference.. hope he rang his sex gong

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:29am

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• Emily i told you to dump the asshole

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:55am

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• LMFFAO.

  Submitted by lolayjay on Apr 9, 10 at 5:42pm

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• haha, way to go trooper.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:56pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I wish I had a dick so I can do that!!! damnit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:02am

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• Smells like defeat if its in your face. And shes 300 pounds. And she sharts. In her sleep.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:24am

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• big dicks... big dicks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:09am

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• nice scrubs reference.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:56am

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• that is awesome! i may have to steal that. yelling funny shit during your nut or during sex is damn funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:08am

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• hahaha! thats the best thing i've heard all night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:46am

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• AAAAAAAAHHHHHH. EWWWWW. LOL! I feel sorry for her face. >_< But if she's blabbing than she kind of deserved it. Early retribution.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:18pm

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• Classy Connecticut at its finest.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:19pm

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• hahaha napalmed her face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:36pm

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• hahahahahahahahahahahaha i love this person. PROPSSSS.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47pm

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• Victory? Smells like victory?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:56am

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• I voted this as a good night... but only because there's no "Freaking awesome night" option!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:46pm

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• With the CT/MD text, if I didn't know better I'd say this was me! 203 FTW!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:05pm

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• Thats hot!! I love a guy who has a big load

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:48am

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• Sounds exactly like the way a female would tell the story...without all of the awesome included.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:53pm

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• can't stop laughing ... omg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:06pm

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• ohhh, 3:12... stop being so goddamn sensitive.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:07pm

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• Funniest thing Ive ever heard in my life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:32am

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• I love the smell of sperm in the morning...smells like...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:56am

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• HAHAH YES! SCRUBS!!! i love yelling random shit and saying weird things in the morning with one night stands. you dont have to talk to them again and its funny as hell...napalmed her face...classic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:14pm

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• Yelling when you climax is kinda lame.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:35pm

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• Well played sir, well played.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:29am

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• Nice dude... Great way to treat a chick. Ewww

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:06am

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• Hahhahahahahah omg I love you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:54pm

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• hahahahaha this one is by far the best god i want to meet this guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:17am

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• You know she's actually a human, right?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:12pm

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• that is wonderful hah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:52pm

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• This is so epic...

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 30, 11 at 11:13pm

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• Priceless!! I love it...

  Submitted by stephc_o6 on Dec 15, 10 at 11:11pm

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