she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
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'Napalmed her face' is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all night.
Emily i told you to dump the asshole
haha, way to go trooper.
Smells like defeat if its in your face. And shes 300 pounds. And she sharts. In her sleep.
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I wish I had a dick so I can do that!!! damnit.
big dicks... big dicks
hahaha! thats the best thing i've heard all night.
that is awesome! i may have to steal that. yelling funny shit during your nut or during sex is damn funny!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha i love this person. PROPSSSS.
With the CT/MD text, if I didn't know better I'd say this was me!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH. EWWWWW. LOL!
I feel sorry for her face. >_< But if she's blabbing than she kind of deserved it. Early retribution.
hahaha napalmed her face
Classy Connecticut at its finest.
nice scrubs reference.
Sounds exactly like the way a female would tell the story...without all of the awesome included.
Victory? Smells like victory?
HAHAH YES! SCRUBS!!! i love yelling random shit and saying weird things in the morning with one night stands. you dont have to talk to them again and its funny as hell...napalmed her face...classic.
finally someone gets the scrubs reference.. hope he rang his sex gong
I voted this as a good night... but only because there's no "Freaking awesome night" option!
I love the smell of sperm in the morning...smells like...
Thats hot!! I love a guy who has a big load
Well played sir, well played.....
Hahhahahahahah omg I love you
hahahahaha this one is by far the best god i want to meet this guy
Yelling when you climax is kinda lame.
can't stop laughing ... omg
Funniest thing Ive ever heard in my life.
ohhh, 3:12... stop being so goddamn sensitive.
You know she's actually a human, right?
Nice dude... Great way to treat a chick. Ewww
This is so epic...
that is wonderful hah
Priceless!! I love it...