she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
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'Napalmed her face' is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all night.
Emily i told you to dump the asshole
Smells like defeat if its in your face. And shes 300 pounds. And she sharts. In her sleep.
haha, way to go trooper.
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I wish I had a dick so I can do that!!! damnit.
big dicks... big dicks
finally someone gets the scrubs reference.. hope he rang his sex gong
that is awesome! i may have to steal that. yelling funny shit during your nut or during sex is damn funny!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH. EWWWWW. LOL!
I feel sorry for her face. >_< But if she's blabbing than she kind of deserved it. Early retribution.
hahaha! thats the best thing i've heard all night.
Classy Connecticut at its finest.
With the CT/MD text, if I didn't know better I'd say this was me!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha i love this person. PROPSSSS.
I voted this as a good night... but only because there's no "Freaking awesome night" option!
Sounds exactly like the way a female would tell the story...without all of the awesome included.
hahaha napalmed her face
Victory? Smells like victory?
I love the smell of sperm in the morning...smells like...
nice scrubs reference.
Thats hot!! I love a guy who has a big load
HAHAH YES! SCRUBS!!! i love yelling random shit and saying weird things in the morning with one night stands. you dont have to talk to them again and its funny as hell...napalmed her face...classic.
Yelling when you climax is kinda lame.
Funniest thing Ive ever heard in my life.
Hahhahahahahah omg I love you
Well played sir, well played.....
can't stop laughing ... omg
ohhh, 3:12... stop being so goddamn sensitive.
hahahahaha this one is by far the best god i want to meet this guy
Nice dude... Great way to treat a chick. Ewww
that is wonderful hah
You know she's actually a human, right?
This is so epic...
Priceless!! I love it...