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  • 90 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:55pm
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    'Napalmed her face' is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all night.

  • 66 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:56pm
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    haha, way to go trooper.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:55am
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    Emily i told you to dump the asshole

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:53pm
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    Sounds exactly like the way a female would tell the story...without all of the awesome included.

  • 49 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:19pm
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    Classy Connecticut at its finest.

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:24am
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    Smells like defeat if its in your face. And shes 300 pounds. And she sharts. In her sleep.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:54pm
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    Hahhahahahahah omg I love you

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:29am
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    Well played sir, well played.....

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:02am
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    HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I wish I had a dick so I can do that!!! damnit.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:56am
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    nice scrubs reference.

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:09am
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    big dicks... big dicks

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:08am
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    that is awesome! i may have to steal that. yelling funny shit during your nut or during sex is damn funny!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:29am
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    finally someone gets the scrubs reference.. hope he rang his sex gong

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:18pm
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    AAAAAAAAHHHHHH. EWWWWW. LOL! I feel sorry for her face. >_< But if she's blabbing than she kind of deserved it. Early retribution.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:36pm
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    hahaha napalmed her face

  • 44 45
    Submitted by lolayjay on Apr 9, 10 at 5:42pm
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    LMFFAO.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:05pm
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    With the CT/MD text, if I didn't know better I'd say this was me! 203 FTW!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:32am
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    Funniest thing Ive ever heard in my life.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47pm
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha i love this person. PROPSSSS.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:56am
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    Victory? Smells like victory?

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:56am
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    I love the smell of sperm in the morning...smells like...

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:12pm
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    You know she's actually a human, right?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:46pm
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    I voted this as a good night... but only because there's no "Freaking awesome night" option!

  • 32 36
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 30, 11 at 11:13pm
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    This is so epic...

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:48am
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    Thats hot!! I love a guy who has a big load

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:07pm
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    ohhh, 3:12... stop being so goddamn sensitive.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:14pm
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    HAHAH YES! SCRUBS!!! i love yelling random shit and saying weird things in the morning with one night stands. you dont have to talk to them again and its funny as hell...napalmed her face...classic.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:46am
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    hahaha! thats the best thing i've heard all night.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:06pm
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    can't stop laughing ... omg

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:17am
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    hahahahaha this one is by far the best god i want to meet this guy

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:35pm
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    Yelling when you climax is kinda lame.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:06am
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    Nice dude... Great way to treat a chick. Ewww

  • 31 49
    Submitted by stephc_o6 on Dec 15, 10 at 11:11pm
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    Priceless!! I love it...

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:52pm
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    that is wonderful hah