We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
