a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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