guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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