I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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All that "stuffing the ballot box" and "polling the constituents" seems to have paid off.
too bad your elections are on four year cycles!!!!!
i remember my first beer
Anyone who actually talks (or texts) like that isn't getting anything from anybody.
Yeah and I heard women can't vote there...... So congratulations?
That has to be one of the douche-iest things i've ever heard! What are you, a stoned 7 year old crack baby?
I have too many castlevania jokes in a vault that just poured open in my head...need time to sort....
Great story bro
The only was this isn't totally lame is if you're a virgin. If so, congrats and stop using phrases like this immediately if you want to keep getting laid
I remember when that joke was funny oh wait...
I bet Herman Cain knows the prime minister of that place!
for your second and final term...
Cool story bro! Tell it again
With a light bulb?