I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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All that "stuffing the ballot box" and "polling the constituents" seems to have paid off.
too bad your elections are on four year cycles!!!!!
i remember my first beer
Yeah and I heard women can't vote there...... So congratulations?
Anyone who actually talks (or texts) like that isn't getting anything from anybody.
Great story bro
That has to be one of the douche-iest things i've ever heard! What are you, a stoned 7 year old crack baby?
I have too many castlevania jokes in a vault that just poured open in my head...need time to sort....
I remember when that joke was funny oh wait...
The only was this isn't totally lame is if you're a virgin. If so, congrats and stop using phrases like this immediately if you want to keep getting laid
I bet Herman Cain knows the prime minister of that place!
for your second and final term...
Cool story bro! Tell it again
With a light bulb?