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  • Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 2, 11 at 10:56am

    All that "stuffing the ballot box" and "polling the constituents" seems to have paid off.

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    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 2, 11 at 10:52am

    too bad your elections are on four year cycles!!!!!

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    Submitted by funzo on Dec 2, 11 at 10:47am

    i remember my first beer

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 3, 11 at 11:04am

    Yeah and I heard women can't vote there...... So congratulations?

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    Submitted by HorrorfreakNJ on Dec 3, 11 at 8:17am

    Anyone who actually talks (or texts) like that isn't getting anything from anybody.

  • Submitted by CajeKraze on Dec 2, 11 at 3:45pm

    That has to be one of the douche-iest things i've ever heard! What are you, a stoned 7 year old crack baby?

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 3, 11 at 11:24pm

    I have too many castlevania jokes in a vault that just poured open in my head...need time to sort....

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    Submitted by blahblahblah25 on Dec 2, 11 at 10:51am

    Great story bro

  • Submitted by mattmac91 on Dec 2, 11 at 10:51am

    I remember when that joke was funny oh wait...

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    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 3, 11 at 3:36pm

    The only was this isn't totally lame is if you're a virgin. If so, congrats and stop using phrases like this immediately if you want to keep getting laid

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    Submitted by gunsnammo on Dec 2, 11 at 1:02pm

    I bet Herman Cain knows the prime minister of that place!

  • Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 2, 11 at 11:01am

    for your second and final term...

  • Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 2, 11 at 11:05am

    Cool story bro! Tell it again

  • Submitted by Scho_nuff on Dec 2, 11 at 11:17am

    With a light bulb?