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  • All that "stuffing the ballot box" and "polling the constituents" seems to have paid off.

    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 2, 11 at 10:56am
  • too bad your elections are on four year cycles!!!!!

    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 2, 11 at 10:52am
  • i remember my first beer

    Submitted by funzo on Dec 2, 11 at 10:47am
  • Great story bro

    Submitted by blahblahblah25 on Dec 2, 11 at 10:51am
  • Yeah and I heard women can't vote there...... So congratulations?

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 3, 11 at 11:04am
  • Anyone who actually talks (or texts) like that isn't getting anything from anybody.

    Submitted by HorrorfreakNJ on Dec 3, 11 at 8:17am
  • That has to be one of the douche-iest things i've ever heard! What are you, a stoned 7 year old crack baby?

    Submitted by CajeKraze on Dec 2, 11 at 3:45pm
  • I have too many castlevania jokes in a vault that just poured open in my head...need time to sort....

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 3, 11 at 11:24pm
  • I remember when that joke was funny oh wait...

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Dec 2, 11 at 10:51am
  • The only was this isn't totally lame is if you're a virgin. If so, congrats and stop using phrases like this immediately if you want to keep getting laid

    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 3, 11 at 3:36pm
  • I bet Herman Cain knows the prime minister of that place!

    Submitted by gunsnammo on Dec 2, 11 at 1:02pm
  • for your second and final term...

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 2, 11 at 11:01am
  • Cool story bro! Tell it again

    Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 2, 11 at 11:05am
  • With a light bulb?

    Submitted by Scho_nuff on Dec 2, 11 at 11:17am