Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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*gestapo. now I win.
Good old responsible 781 always trying to look out for 617
I give about 30 seconds before cops are called
I can't see how this could possibly go wrong
This is one of the bests texts I've seen
grammar police, not nazi, asshole
@skatedonthate... grammer gustapo, that way everybody wins:D
These texts always make me wonder what the hell are you doing that you are now covered in blood and why are your friends not concerned lol. Eh carpe diem?
"Dispatch, possible dead hooker at the hilton, I've got a man covered in blood wearing only pajamas, he seems dazed"