Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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