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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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