He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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