I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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