Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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