you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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