lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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