i think my mom watched the whole time
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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