We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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It's a pity he didn't make it into a car seat cover instead of a rug, then it could have been "Bear-a-dise by the dashboard light."
Did that on a bear rug she had a classic baby bare-ass pic on when she was three months old. I posed her naked just like she was when a baby, took a pic at the same angle and we sent it off to her parents. Her dad loved it. Mom ... well ... kinda why we broke up.