Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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