dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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