It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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Nope, I think that would be god pointing and laughing.
Next sign will be shower pizza
at that point I think the Jesus statue would come to life break off the cross drop down and kick you in the nuts
Beats puking after communion. The congregation would start to ask questions...
Hedo!! :) I thought u had left us!
Nah, you're not that lucky! ;-)
Weed is natures anti-nausea cure. Use it.
I swear this was St Paul's last weekend.