He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Way more impressive if he broke it with his dick.
Jeez, and I can't even pick up a damn egg roll with my buttcheeks.
Did he also show you how to remove the splinters?
I hope op was a guy... Not charming.
One hole into two halves?
as much as I admire you, porksword, this has to be one of your worst. can't win 'em all. xo
Think I should have gone for the crack joke instead of hole/whole? If you think this is my worst, you haven't been paying attention.
That's one big dude or bony ass, either way not sexy. Also, a very useless "talent."
With or without farting?
Lmfaoo that's the funniest YET😂
be careful he's been to prison. where else would he learn to clench his cheeks so hard