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  • 77 55
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 11, 12 at 2:44pm

    Way more impressive if he broke it with his dick.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Jun 12, 12 at 2:26am

    Jeez, and I can't even pick up a damn egg roll with my buttcheeks.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 11, 12 at 2:56pm

    One hole into two halves?

    • 43 51
      Submitted by friskykitty on Jun 12, 12 at 12:59am

      as much as I admire you, porksword, this has to be one of your worst. can't win 'em all. xo

      • 47 54
        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 12, 12 at 6:12am

        Grrr

        • 42 52
          Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 8:17am

          Think I should have gone for the crack joke instead of hole/whole? If you think this is my worst, you haven't been paying attention.

          • 54 50
            Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 12, 12 at 8:39am

            That's one big dude or bony ass, either way not sexy. Also, a very useless "talent."

  • 59 59
    Submitted by sterf on Jun 11, 12 at 2:38pm

    Did he also show you how to remove the splinters?

  • 50 42
    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:24pm

    I hope op was a guy... Not charming.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 11, 12 at 11:16pm

    With or without farting?

  • 49 57
    Submitted by drake75 on Jun 11, 12 at 2:36pm

    That's talent

  • 42 44
    Submitted by NiceSize on Jun 12, 12 at 8:58pm

    Lmfaoo that's the funniest YET😂

  • 41 56
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 11, 12 at 10:26pm

    be careful he's been to prison. where else would he learn to clench his cheeks so hard