for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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