I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Less talking, more tequila
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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