Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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