Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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