My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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