That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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put fucking gun in my mouth and pull the damned trigger.
TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:09 shut your fucking mouth. Dark night is epic you dumb bitch! >=O
Bruce Wayne is such a badass. I don't understand why Twilight has had more success than him.
Omg omg omg first!!!
308. Hope ur proud of urself.
I am behind you 100%. vampires should be vicious, bloodthirsty murderers, not pussies like the twilight ones. Dracula is so disappointed
10:48, that's not the point. The point is... Actually, just go kill yourself.
part 2: why are they sparkly? vampires are evil. ya know, blood-sucking demonic monsters, hate humans, feed off them, etc.
If this was Facebook, I would "like" this.
It's not like 20 Years from now people r going to say "that Edward cullen resurrected the vampire genre with his acting"
I'm team whatever the f*** kills sparkily vampires.
I need to make a t-shirt that says, "Team Twilight Blows." XD
I would totally lose my virginity to you.
I'm Team Van Helsing.
I think the Mayan calendar predicted twilight as the end of days. I've watched the movie and it wasn't horrible. I just don't think it was a good vampire movie. And WTF wherewolvea now?? That town certainly is equal opportunity for mythical creatures.
lmfao this just became my facebook status
Please don't kill yourself. You can lead the resistance.
Oh that is why we must live in the fantasy world NOT including horrid Twilight. Did you know they made a graphic novel version? The world is now coming to an end. Batman for life!
Fuck twilight. Read Anne Rice
I watched the new movie with my girlfriend, the acting was god awful, the sparkling was unbearable, and the "humor" was stupid, I had to listen to little girls giggle and gawk at the racist vampire ruining movie, thankfully I had brought a line of defense for such a movie, a big black funny guy and his black girlfriend
Bitches are makin their men go with them
n also takin their nieces n kids...but when we ask them to go see Batman they refuse...damn the power of pussy!
I call shenanigans here. I don't know a girl that would ever deny Batman! Me included!
Will you marry me?
If I hear one more refrence to twilight Ima kill someone
I'm like 90% certain that I sent this to someone a few months ago. It would make sense. I have been pissed at this forever and I do like in that area code.
wtf?! that's not right...
Twilight sucks... but Taylor lautner is hot.. robert pattinson jus looks sick.. and i dont mean like he looks ill.. i mean sick as in nasty.. talk about gross
it is pretty depressing.
Lestat would eat Edward...
3:01 - No one with more than 2 brain cells cares.
Nobody FUCKING CARES
FML! Batman doesnt even lose to Superman or the 60's!!!
Is this a suicide note?
well, thanks 4:42. seriously, i don't want to ruin a saturday buzzing through a few stupid novels that would just piss me off. i'll stick with authors i already mentioned.
12:03 I agree one time I had this 14 year old girl with huge tits it was easy I took her in my room started kissin her took off her shirt and played with those big things she was scared of sex at first but she liked me so much she let me have her v card
Hahahahaha lmfao winn!
they're what? it's one thing to have a mythical creatures but Meyerpires? Mythical creatures are established in that they are a long-held societal belief. the vampire legend has literally been around for hundreds of years. is that just something made up out of the blue for the book? a creative indulgence, so to speak?
it certainly doesn't sound like it's worth wasting my time to read. Martin, Goodkind, Jordan; there are other fictional writers that are much more interesting.
My only saving grace that my girlfriend made me see this was we were stoned as shit
931 are you serious. I mean really, are you? Edward is uuugly (esp in new moon) he's not just pale... It's a kinda icky decaying grey color. Vampires need to look more like Brad Pitt (Louie) in order to qualify as hot. With that being said... TEAM JACOB bitchessss!
New moon beat the dark knight for the single day record
12:03, it's only 'hello jail' if you fail to follow the golden rule of look but don't touch.
Agreed. Kill all twilighters.
I don't understand females in this era and their fascination with vampires and werewolves
You. Are. My. Fucking. Hero......
dont hate on edwards hotness. =] ur just jealous u cant do that. =]
Twilight rocks. F u.
hahahahha 29 people think you suck at life!
..this was my facebook status yesterday
Batman always wins. He has no superpowers, and still fights crime like an asshole.
3:49 really?? sparkly vampires... you know
twilight????? wow good job
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
12:21 you stole py point. Good point.
Their not real vampires they are Meyerpires
Best suicide note. Ever.
oh, okay. heard about it. never read it or saw the movie. didn't make the connection. and yes, i'm a chick.
Good riddance then!!!
Yeahhh fuck twilight
Amen to that brother
Eric from True blood would kick all of their asses.
Fuck team Edward and team Jacob. Team Blade!
Lol... Oklahoma Yay, I'm team Jacob anyway!
exactly how I feel.
you're awesome i totally agree
11:16.... HELL YEA!!! ILL SOOOO BUY ONE
No Vampirw can beat Batman...did u not see The Batman vs Dracula?
BOOSH!\n\nSeriously, though, I love Batman but wtf was up with that movie?
11:44 if no one cared about twilight then how did it beat batman? Seem to me ALOT of people care
pre pubescent teen girls? is that possible?!? ive seen teen girls with bigger tits than most grown women..hello jail!
I totally agree. I am still horrified. Any moment now the world will end
Batman isn't even a real superhero. The cullens, horrible as they are, atleast have powers.
what's a sparkly vampire? i am confused by this one.
Someone needs to stop this madness ASAP! Nobody beats Batman! Specially not pre-pubescent teen girls!!