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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16am

    Bruce Wayne is such a badass. I don't understand why Twilight has had more success than him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:35am

    Please don't kill yourself. You can lead the resistance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:29am

    It's not like 20 Years from now people r going to say "that Edward cullen resurrected the vampire genre with his acting"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:21pm

    308. Hope ur proud of urself.

  • 89 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:20am

    I am behind you 100%. vampires should be vicious, bloodthirsty murderers, not pussies like the twilight ones. Dracula is so disappointed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:46am

    I need to make a t-shirt that says, "Team Twilight Blows." XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:21pm

    If this was Facebook, I would "like" this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:36am

    I'm Team Van Helsing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:44am

    Agreed. Kill all twilighters.

  • 92 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:29pm

    put fucking gun in my mouth and pull the damned trigger.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:23am

    931 are you serious. I mean really, are you? Edward is uuugly (esp in new moon) he's not just pale... It's a kinda icky decaying grey color. Vampires need to look more like Brad Pitt (Louie) in order to qualify as hot. With that being said... TEAM JACOB bitchessss!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16am

    10:48, that's not the point. The point is... Actually, just go kill yourself.

  • 94 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:28pm

    I watched the new movie with my girlfriend, the acting was god awful, the sparkling was unbearable, and the "humor" was stupid, I had to listen to little girls giggle and gawk at the racist vampire ruining movie, thankfully I had brought a line of defense for such a movie, a big black funny guy and his black girlfriend

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:22am

    NoOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

  • 92 95
    Submitted by maximumtravis on Feb 24, 10 at 2:11pm

    I'm like 90% certain that I sent this to someone a few months ago. It would make sense. I have been pissed at this forever and I do like in that area code.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:49pm

    well, thanks 4:42. seriously, i don't want to ruin a saturday buzzing through a few stupid novels that would just piss me off. i'll stick with authors i already mentioned. 4:37...still-haven't-read/seen-twilight chick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:47pm

    it is pretty depressing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:37pm

    they're what? it's one thing to have a mythical creatures but Meyerpires? Mythical creatures are established in that they are a long-held societal belief. the vampire legend has literally been around for hundreds of years. is that just something made up out of the blue for the book? a creative indulgence, so to speak? it certainly doesn't sound like it's worth wasting my time to read. Martin, Goodkind, Jordan; there are other fictional writers that are much more interesting.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:35pm

    Hahahahaha lmfao winn!

  • 85 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:57am

    I'm team whatever the f*** kills sparkily vampires.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:34pm

    lmfao this just became my facebook status

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:22pm

    part 2: why are they sparkly? vampires are evil. ya know, blood-sucking demonic monsters, hate humans, feed off them, etc.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:22am

    I would totally lose my virginity to you.

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:26am

    FML! Batman doesnt even lose to Superman or the 60's!!!

  • 89 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:17pm

    Fuck twilight. Read Anne Rice

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    I think the Mayan calendar predicted twilight as the end of days. I've watched the movie and it wasn't horrible. I just don't think it was a good vampire movie. And WTF wherewolvea now?? That town certainly is equal opportunity for mythical creatures.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:45am

    Bitches are makin their men go with them n also takin their nieces n kids...but when we ask them to go see Batman they refuse...damn the power of pussy!

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      Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 16, 10 at 4:10am

      I call shenanigans here. I don't know a girl that would ever deny Batman! Me included!

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:50am

    Batman always wins. He has no superpowers, and still fights crime like an asshole. TEAM BATMAN

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:37pm

    Omg omg omg first!!!

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:25pm

    You. Are. My. Fucking. Hero......

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    Submitted by enders_game on Mar 18, 10 at 4:22pm

    Oh that is why we must live in the fantasy world NOT including horrid Twilight. Did you know they made a graphic novel version? The world is now coming to an end. Batman for life!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:03pm

    3:49 really?? sparkly vampires... you know twilight????? wow good job

  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37am

    ..this was my facebook status yesterday

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:38pm

    3:09 shut your fucking mouth. Dark night is epic you dumb bitch! >=O

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:19pm

    You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:52pm

    Twilight sucks... but Taylor lautner is hot.. robert pattinson jus looks sick.. and i dont mean like he looks ill.. i mean sick as in nasty.. talk about gross

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:06pm

    12:03, it's only 'hello jail' if you fail to follow the golden rule of look but don't touch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:36pm

    Is this a suicide note?

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Naim on Apr 8, 10 at 2:27pm

    If I hear one more refrence to twilight Ima kill someone

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 5:48pm

    I don't understand females in this era and their fascination with vampires and werewolves

  • 68 70
    Submitted by otislotus on Sep 12, 10 at 4:37am

    Agreed

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    Submitted by punkrkr392 on Feb 17, 11 at 12:19am

    Twilight FTW!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:44pm

    Twilight what??? Nobody FUCKING CARES

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    4:22 Their not real vampires they are Meyerpires

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:17am

    Best suicide note. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:08pm

    12:03 I agree one time I had this 14 year old girl with huge tits it was easy I took her in my room started kissin her took off her shirt and played with those big things she was scared of sex at first but she liked me so much she let me have her v card

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:29pm

    Lestat would eat Edward...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:00pm

    3:01 - No one with more than 2 brain cells cares.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:12am

    Amen to that brother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    Twilight rocks. F u.

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      Submitted by Azrael28966 on Jun 18, 10 at 3:26pm

      hahahahha 29 people think you suck at life!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:45am

    THANK YOU! exactly how I feel.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:01am

    11:44 if no one cared about twilight then how did it beat batman? Seem to me ALOT of people care

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:49pm

    12:21 you stole py point. Good point.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:42pm

    wtf?! that's not right...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:58am

    Someone needs to stop this madness ASAP! Nobody beats Batman! Specially not pre-pubescent teen girls!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:22am

    I totally agree. I am still horrified. Any moment now the world will end

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:19pm

    oh, okay. heard about it. never read it or saw the movie. didn't make the connection. and yes, i'm a chick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:21pm

    No Vampirw can beat Batman...did u not see The Batman vs Dracula?

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      Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 16, 10 at 4:11am

      BOOSH!\n\nSeriously, though, I love Batman but wtf was up with that movie?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:36pm

    My only saving grace that my girlfriend made me see this was we were stoned as shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:48am

    Lol... Oklahoma Yay, I'm team Jacob anyway!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:30am

    you're awesome i totally agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:46pm

    New moon beat the dark knight for the single day record

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:49am

    11:16.... HELL YEA!!! ILL SOOOO BUY ONE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:49pm

    what's a sparkly vampire? i am confused by this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:15pm

    Eric from True blood would kick all of their asses.

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    Submitted by harimad on Aug 14, 11 at 1:12am

    Batman isn't even a real superhero. The cullens, horrible as they are, atleast have powers.

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    Submitted by Behemoth on Aug 29, 10 at 4:34pm

    Fuck team Edward and team Jacob. Team Blade!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:38am

    Good riddance then!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:21pm

    Yeahhh fuck twilight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    dont hate on edwards hotness. =] ur just jealous u cant do that. =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:03pm

    pre pubescent teen girls? is that possible?!? ive seen teen girls with bigger tits than most grown women..hello jail!