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  • put fucking gun in my mouth and pull the damned trigger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:29pm
  • TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • I am behind you 100%. vampires should be vicious, bloodthirsty murderers, not pussies like the twilight ones. Dracula is so disappointed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:20am
  • Omg omg omg first!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 3:09 shut your fucking mouth. Dark night is epic you dumb bitch! >=O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Bruce Wayne is such a badass. I don't understand why Twilight has had more success than him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16am
  • 308. Hope ur proud of urself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:21pm
  • If this was Facebook, I would "like" this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 10:48, that's not the point. The point is... Actually, just go kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16am
  • It's not like 20 Years from now people r going to say "that Edward cullen resurrected the vampire genre with his acting"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:29am
  • part 2: why are they sparkly? vampires are evil. ya know, blood-sucking demonic monsters, hate humans, feed off them, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:22pm
  • I need to make a t-shirt that says, "Team Twilight Blows." XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:46am
  • I would totally lose my virginity to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:22am
  • I'm Team Van Helsing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:36am
  • I'm team whatever the f*** kills sparkily vampires.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:57am
  • lmfao this just became my facebook status

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:34pm
  • NoOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:22am
  • If I hear one more refrence to twilight Ima kill someone

    Submitted by Naim on Apr 8, 10 at 2:27pm
  • I think the Mayan calendar predicted twilight as the end of days. I've watched the movie and it wasn't horrible. I just don't think it was a good vampire movie. And WTF wherewolvea now?? That town certainly is equal opportunity for mythical creatures.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Please don't kill yourself. You can lead the resistance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:35am
  • Twilight sucks... but Taylor lautner is hot.. robert pattinson jus looks sick.. and i dont mean like he looks ill.. i mean sick as in nasty.. talk about gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Fuck twilight. Read Anne Rice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:17pm
  • I'm like 90% certain that I sent this to someone a few months ago. It would make sense. I have been pissed at this forever and I do like in that area code.

    Submitted by maximumtravis on Feb 24, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Bitches are makin their men go with them n also takin their nieces n kids...but when we ask them to go see Batman they refuse...damn the power of pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:45am
  • I watched the new movie with my girlfriend, the acting was god awful, the sparkling was unbearable, and the "humor" was stupid, I had to listen to little girls giggle and gawk at the racist vampire ruining movie, thankfully I had brought a line of defense for such a movie, a big black funny guy and his black girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:28pm
  • 931 are you serious. I mean really, are you? Edward is uuugly (esp in new moon) he's not just pale... It's a kinda icky decaying grey color. Vampires need to look more like Brad Pitt (Louie) in order to qualify as hot. With that being said... TEAM JACOB bitchessss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:23am
  • Oh that is why we must live in the fantasy world NOT including horrid Twilight. Did you know they made a graphic novel version? The world is now coming to an end. Batman for life!

    Submitted by enders_game on Mar 18, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Is this a suicide note?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Twilight what??? Nobody FUCKING CARES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:44pm
  • FML! Batman doesnt even lose to Superman or the 60's!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:26am
  • 3:01 - No one with more than 2 brain cells cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:00pm
  • wtf?! that's not right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:42pm
  • well, thanks 4:42. seriously, i don't want to ruin a saturday buzzing through a few stupid novels that would just piss me off. i'll stick with authors i already mentioned. 4:37...still-haven't-read/seen-twilight chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:49pm
  • 12:03, it's only 'hello jail' if you fail to follow the golden rule of look but don't touch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:06pm
  • they're what? it's one thing to have a mythical creatures but Meyerpires? Mythical creatures are established in that they are a long-held societal belief. the vampire legend has literally been around for hundreds of years. is that just something made up out of the blue for the book? a creative indulgence, so to speak? it certainly doesn't sound like it's worth wasting my time to read. Martin, Goodkind, Jordan; there are other fictional writers that are much more interesting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Lestat would eat Edward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:29pm
  • New moon beat the dark knight for the single day record

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 12:03 I agree one time I had this 14 year old girl with huge tits it was easy I took her in my room started kissin her took off her shirt and played with those big things she was scared of sex at first but she liked me so much she let me have her v card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:08pm
  • it is pretty depressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Hahahahaha lmfao winn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Agreed

    Submitted by otislotus on Sep 12, 10 at 4:37am
  • Batman always wins. He has no superpowers, and still fights crime like an asshole. TEAM BATMAN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:50am
  • Agreed. Kill all twilighters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:44am
  • My only saving grace that my girlfriend made me see this was we were stoned as shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:36pm
  • You. Are. My. Fucking. Hero......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:25pm
  • 3:49 really?? sparkly vampires... you know twilight????? wow good job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:03pm
  • You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:19pm
  • ..this was my facebook status yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37am
  • Twilight rocks. F u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:24pm
  • I don't understand females in this era and their fascination with vampires and werewolves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 5:48pm
  • 4:22 Their not real vampires they are Meyerpires

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:24pm
  • dont hate on edwards hotness. =] ur just jealous u cant do that. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:31pm
  • oh, okay. heard about it. never read it or saw the movie. didn't make the connection. and yes, i'm a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Good riddance then!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:38am
  • Yeahhh fuck twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Best suicide note. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:17am
  • 12:21 you stole py point. Good point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Amen to that brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:12am
  • Fuck team Edward and team Jacob. Team Blade!

    Submitted by Behemoth on Aug 29, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Eric from True blood would kick all of their asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:15pm
  • THANK YOU! exactly how I feel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:45am
  • Twilight FTW!!!

    Submitted by punkrkr392 on Feb 17, 11 at 12:19am
  • No Vampirw can beat Batman...did u not see The Batman vs Dracula?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:21pm
    • BOOSH!\n\nSeriously, though, I love Batman but wtf was up with that movie?

      Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 16, 10 at 4:11am
  • 11:16.... HELL YEA!!! ILL SOOOO BUY ONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:49am
  • Lol... Oklahoma Yay, I'm team Jacob anyway!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:48am
  • you're awesome i totally agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:30am
  • 11:44 if no one cared about twilight then how did it beat batman? Seem to me ALOT of people care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:01am
  • Batman isn't even a real superhero. The cullens, horrible as they are, atleast have powers.

    Submitted by harimad on Aug 14, 11 at 1:12am
  • I totally agree. I am still horrified. Any moment now the world will end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:22am
  • pre pubescent teen girls? is that possible?!? ive seen teen girls with bigger tits than most grown women..hello jail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:03pm
  • what's a sparkly vampire? i am confused by this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Someone needs to stop this madness ASAP! Nobody beats Batman! Specially not pre-pubescent teen girls!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:58am