...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What a dumb baby whore.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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