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  • This one hurt just to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Why were u chopping jalepeno peppers when u were drunk in the first place? Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:47pm
  • that is absolutely disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:41am
  • Ow... I just said holy shit really loud in the middle of class from reading this!...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Gross/ouch. Reminds me if the time my friend fingered a chick after eating nachos... With jalapeños.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:56pm
  • "dumb, filthy bitch"?? Seriously man? Aren't you overreacting just a bit there? btw, I can tell you that washing your hands after chopping hot peppers doesn't always get rid of all the sting, no matter how good your hygiene is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Oh man! What a crack up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Wow, I did this with my contacts once, but nuvaring definitely takes the crown...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:26am
  • Hahaha made my nite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:20am
  • Why would anyone be drunk and chopping peppers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:45pm
    • haven't you ever made dinner before, and sipped on a drank while doing so

      Submitted by highlikekites on May 17, 12 at 10:10am
  • Omfg i am sooooo srry:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:12am
  • Some of you are retards. If you cut a lot of jalapenos, your hands will have the oil on them for hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Ouch...cAn't imagine...Kyle smarter than that=]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:02am
  • that happened to me after my boyfriend at hot peppers and a few hours later when down on me...omg FIRE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:21pm
  • you know what else isn't very cool? a lil foreplay after hotwings yeeeeouch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:43am
  • Hahahahahahahahahaha! Drunkenly inserting anything after jalenpeno peppers probably isn't a good idea ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Next time try putting the Jalapeño up your ass. Your pussy will thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:40pm
  • moron. at least you're doing the right thing for the species and taking measures to avoid procreation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:49am
  • lm EFF ao..............................''dumb filthy bitch'' i bet you don't even know her. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO BEEYOTCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Talk about a hot twat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Hahahahaha that shits hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:35am
  • I've done this before! It sucks. So does getting fingered with tobasco on his hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Have to wash your hands with dish soap. gets rid of the oil better. Even then, some lingers. rinsing with vinegar helps too, but it can still take a long time to get rid of all of it. Next time, wear gloves when cutting the peppers, or inserting the ring. Either way will mean less pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:20pm
  • You are supposed to wash your hands before you even touch the Nuva Ring! You dumb, filthy bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:06pm
  • I'm sorry your cooter is "spicy." I'm gonna post this on the refrig in my pharmacy (where we keep the NuvaRings).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I had the same thing with a guy in the restaurant industry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Jesus tap dancing Christ...

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 23, 10 at 12:30am
  • No shit! Dumbass!! Same goes with sticking your finger in your eye. Both just as sensitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:23pm