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  • 94 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:56pm

    This one hurt just to read.

  • 82 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:47pm

    Why were u chopping jalepeno peppers when u were drunk in the first place? Lmao

  • 71 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:16pm

    Ow... I just said holy shit really loud in the middle of class from reading this!...

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:13pm

    "dumb, filthy bitch"?? Seriously man? Aren't you overreacting just a bit there? btw, I can tell you that washing your hands after chopping hot peppers doesn't always get rid of all the sting, no matter how good your hygiene is...

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:41am

    that is absolutely disgusting

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:00pm

    Oh man! What a crack up!!

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:20am

    Hahaha made my nite

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:40pm

    Next time try putting the Jalapeño up your ass. Your pussy will thank you.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:26am

    Wow, I did this with my contacts once, but nuvaring definitely takes the crown...

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:28pm

    I'm sorry your cooter is "spicy." I'm gonna post this on the refrig in my pharmacy (where we keep the NuvaRings).

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:20pm

    Have to wash your hands with dish soap. gets rid of the oil better. Even then, some lingers. rinsing with vinegar helps too, but it can still take a long time to get rid of all of it. Next time, wear gloves when cutting the peppers, or inserting the ring. Either way will mean less pain.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:56pm

    Gross/ouch. Reminds me if the time my friend fingered a chick after eating nachos... With jalapeños.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:58pm

    Some of you are retards. If you cut a lot of jalapenos, your hands will have the oil on them for hours.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:49am

    moron. at least you're doing the right thing for the species and taking measures to avoid procreation.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:54pm

    lm EFF ao..............................''dumb filthy bitch'' i bet you don't even know her. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO BEEYOTCH

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:02am

    Ouch...cAn't imagine...Kyle smarter than that=]

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:12am

    Omfg i am sooooo srry:(

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:21pm

    that happened to me after my boyfriend at hot peppers and a few hours later when down on me...omg FIRE!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:43am

    you know what else isn't very cool? a lil foreplay after hotwings yeeeeouch

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:09pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Drunkenly inserting anything after jalenpeno peppers probably isn't a good idea ever

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:38pm

    Talk about a hot twat!

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:18pm

    I've done this before! It sucks. So does getting fingered with tobasco on his hands.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:45pm

    Why would anyone be drunk and chopping peppers?

    • 17 22
      Submitted by highlikekites on May 17, 12 at 10:10am

      haven't you ever made dinner before, and sipped on a drank while doing so

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:35am

    Hahahahaha that shits hilarious.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:06pm

    You are supposed to wash your hands before you even touch the Nuva Ring! You dumb, filthy bitch.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 23, 10 at 12:30am

    Jesus tap dancing Christ...

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:23pm

    No shit! Dumbass!! Same goes with sticking your finger in your eye. Both just as sensitive.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:17pm

    I had the same thing with a guy in the restaurant industry!