therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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