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  • 84 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm

    Oh God...I'm so sorry. Please tell me you punched the bumpits off their heads.

  • 81 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:24pm

    Real girls don't need bumpits they know how to do their own hair!!!

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm

    it's great when girls where those and they start sliding... so they reach up to fix it and cover it with their hair... but the second her hands moves away it slides back down again for the world to see and laugh at

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:45pm

    Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. - Yoda

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    I fuckin hate bumpits

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:49am

    They wear that shit here in SC. Bumpits can't fix white trash though.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:53pm

    Bumpits are awesome, if you want to look like a member of the B-52's

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm

    hahahaha sounds like me, i picked the wrong college & now im stuck in new jersey preppy rich girl bumpit hell!!!!

  • 48 37
    Submitted by abeezy on Dec 2, 10 at 3:46am

    12:48 you just sound like a dumb ass

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:28pm

    Sarre says bumpit use is life abuse

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:55am

    Worst night of all time. I am so sorry for you.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:35am

    When I first saw an advert for bumpits with a pic of a rather attractive girl, I first thought it had something to do with making boobs bigger. Upon further review, I was disappointed.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:45pm

    Lol I'm glad I live in NYC where people who wear bumpits get shunned

  • 42 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:11am

    This text is funny...in America

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:48am

    When I wear a bumpit it looks completely natural cuz I style it. It's not that hard to use and not look trashy.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:54am

    6:25pm...You are the reason people hate America.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:55am

    FTW means for the win. And fuck you whoever said shit about the south/Midwest!

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:50am

    Mom of a girl I went to high school with invented Bumpits

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:54pm

    What the fuck does FTW mean? Fuck the world?

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:41pm

    a real life bumpit.. i would smash that shit on their head.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:54pm

    I must be living in the right place because i have yet to see anyone wear a bumpit in real life.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:33pm

    Yoda, you didn't say it like HE would...

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:52pm

    are these texts real ?

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:51pm

    8:54am...fuck you. The South is awesome, YOU'RE the reason why people hate America.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:31am

    Bumpits are the stupidest creation in the world. Seriously.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:52pm

    bumpits are not edible. it says it in the packaging (my mom got some, no idea why). i really wanna know who tried to eat them.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:21pm

    the only thing worse than a single bump is the dreaded double bump.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:32pm

    If you were a good hair stylist you would know that bumpits are for lazy bitches that want to try and get volume but fail miserably...

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:53am

    10:53 win! "rock lobster!"

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:32am

    12:50 tell her to go fuck herself

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:46pm

    \ \ / / \ {(')} /

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:10pm

    Lol the bumpit Shittyest invention ever

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:05pm

    Oh, it's funny because... Because stupid girls don't know how to add volume to their hair. - Jeff

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:10am

    addition to 11:46 or southern california. "bro-hoes" love to rock a "bump"...

  • 48 64
    Submitted by sessaymelay on Feb 25, 10 at 1:34pm

    God, I love Wichita.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:32pm

    I wore a bumpit to school one time, i got written up for transferimg sexes

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:25pm

    Screw you fucking Yankees - Southern and proud:]

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:14pm

    There is a new version out for girls who don't shave their underarms. Yes, "Armpits"

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:06pm

    Oh I get it...no wait no I don't ~Santa Clause

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:40pm

    awww that sucks I'm so sorry.....I bet they're sororiwhores too.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:21pm

    NOPE... It was a tie bitch HA stupid fuck

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:45pm

    Omfg I hate bumpits soooo damn much I'm sorry dogggg

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:45am

    1146, this person IS from the Midwest, which according to you, explains why they are wearing bumpits. Area code 316 is south central Kansas.. And I'm ashamed :(.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:30pm

    bumpits make your hair look big. they're typically pretty trashy... or for girls in pageants, who are also pretty trashy.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:06am

    Ok, spanx I can accept, because they're slimming and help to enhance your appearance. Bumpits make you look like a dumbass with a big head.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:05am

    That is a nightmare..

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:25am

    SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?!?!?!

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:14pm

    Weird. I have a bumpit.. i wear it.. people tell me my hair looks good but maybe thats because i still style around it and don't just stick it on top of my head and leave it there for all to see.. also... i dont care where you are from america you still suck..

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:28pm

    Is it really so wrong to smell worn panties?

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:58am

    12:24, i'm not sure how you give/receive blow jobs, but a bump it really shouldn't get in the way of that. uhhh..?

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:46pm

    No one likes that hairstyle anymore, unless your on the retarted South/Midwest,

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:42am

    THIS ONE WAS MINE!!!!! yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:08pm

    Bumpits are kinda lame, actually, they don't work and you look ridiculous.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:31am

    Reminds me of Adam XD

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:39pm

    might be worse that you acctually know what a bumpit is

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:18am

    Bumpits and spanks have made me believe chicks do some dumb shit to be themselves

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:47pm

    Bumpits look like you have a toumor on your head; not atractive

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:51am

    We should take our uglies out and play bumpit.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:57pm

    I feel like i read almost this exact text lije a month ago

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:16pm

    Lol that's funny, I need one of those

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:23am

    HAHA It's not sororiwhores...it's sorostitutes (however frat mattress is also acceptible).

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:49pm

    11:46 the correct terminology is "rahtarded".

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:15am

    Kids are the future, frightened? - Happy Bunny

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:32am

    I'm Rick James bitch OAH

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:50pm

    Here not they r u awesome...bigger is better

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:25pm

    Idk what you're all talking about!...big hair/bumpits are awesome! I'm a hairdresser and we love them! Maybe you're just boring with your hair. :)

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:24am

    Out of morbid curiosity, how does oral from a girl in a Bump-it work out? Wouldn't that stupid thing get in the way?

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:49pm

    I don't get why bumpits are so bad?

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:00am

    Sororiwhores??? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:07pm

    If I have to google why this is funny this is not funny.

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:20pm

    WTF is a BUMPIT? lol