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  • Oh God...I'm so sorry. Please tell me you punched the bumpits off their heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm
  • FTW means for the win. And fuck you whoever said shit about the south/Midwest!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:55am
  • Yoda, you didn't say it like HE would...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Bumpits are awesome, if you want to look like a member of the B-52's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Real girls don't need bumpits they know how to do their own hair!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. - Yoda

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:45pm
  • This text is funny...in America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:11am
  • I fuckin hate bumpits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Bumpits are the stupidest creation in the world. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:31am
  • it's great when girls where those and they start sliding... so they reach up to fix it and cover it with their hair... but the second her hands moves away it slides back down again for the world to see and laugh at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm
  • hahahaha sounds like me, i picked the wrong college & now im stuck in new jersey preppy rich girl bumpit hell!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm
  • a real life bumpit.. i would smash that shit on their head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:41pm
  • What the fuck does FTW mean? Fuck the world?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I must be living in the right place because i have yet to see anyone wear a bumpit in real life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Lol I'm glad I live in NYC where people who wear bumpits get shunned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:45pm
  • awww that sucks I'm so sorry.....I bet they're sororiwhores too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:40pm
  • I wore a bumpit to school one time, i got written up for transferimg sexes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:32pm
  • NOPE... It was a tie bitch HA stupid fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 12:48 you just sound like a dumb ass

    Submitted by abeezy on Dec 2, 10 at 3:46am
  • They wear that shit here in SC. Bumpits can't fix white trash though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:49am
  • Reminds me of Adam XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:31am
  • Oh, it's funny because... Because stupid girls don't know how to add volume to their hair. - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 6:25pm...You are the reason people hate America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:54am
  • Bumpits look like you have a toumor on your head; not atractive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:47pm
  • are these texts real ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Is it really so wrong to smell worn panties?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:28pm
  • bumpits are not edible. it says it in the packaging (my mom got some, no idea why). i really wanna know who tried to eat them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:52pm
  • might be worse that you acctually know what a bumpit is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:39pm
  • 8:54am...fuck you. The South is awesome, YOU'RE the reason why people hate America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Lol the bumpit Shittyest invention ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:10pm
  • There is a new version out for girls who don't shave their underarms. Yes, "Armpits"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:14pm
  • THIS ONE WAS MINE!!!!! yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:42am
  • addition to 11:46 or southern california. "bro-hoes" love to rock a "bump"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:10am
  • That is a nightmare..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:05am
  • Bumpits are kinda lame, actually, they don't work and you look ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:08pm
  • the only thing worse than a single bump is the dreaded double bump.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:21pm
  • God, I love Wichita.

    Submitted by sessaymelay on Feb 25, 10 at 1:34pm
  • Out of morbid curiosity, how does oral from a girl in a Bump-it work out? Wouldn't that stupid thing get in the way?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:24am
  • Worst night of all time. I am so sorry for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:55am
  • Kids are the future, frightened? - Happy Bunny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:15am
  • Mom of a girl I went to high school with invented Bumpits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:50am
  • We should take our uglies out and play bumpit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:51am
  • Sororiwhores??? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:00am
  • When I wear a bumpit it looks completely natural cuz I style it. It's not that hard to use and not look trashy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:48am
  • HAHA It's not sororiwhores...it's sorostitutes (however frat mattress is also acceptible).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:23am
  • Ok, spanx I can accept, because they're slimming and help to enhance your appearance. Bumpits make you look like a dumbass with a big head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:06am
  • Omfg I hate bumpits soooo damn much I'm sorry dogggg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:45pm
  • SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:25am
  • When I first saw an advert for bumpits with a pic of a rather attractive girl, I first thought it had something to do with making boobs bigger. Upon further review, I was disappointed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:35am
  • 12:50 tell her to go fuck herself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:32am
  • I'm Rick James bitch OAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:32am
  • Bumpits and spanks have made me believe chicks do some dumb shit to be themselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:18am
  • Here not they r u awesome...bigger is better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Sarre says bumpit use is life abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:28pm
  • 1146, this person IS from the Midwest, which according to you, explains why they are wearing bumpits. Area code 316 is south central Kansas.. And I'm ashamed :(.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:45am
  • 10:53 win! "rock lobster!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:53am
  • WTF is a BUMPIT? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Screw you fucking Yankees - Southern and proud:]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Lol that's funny, I need one of those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:16pm
  • bumpits make your hair look big. they're typically pretty trashy... or for girls in pageants, who are also pretty trashy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Oh I get it...no wait no I don't ~Santa Clause

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:06pm
  • If you were a good hair stylist you would know that bumpits are for lazy bitches that want to try and get volume but fail miserably...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:32pm
  • \ \ / / \ {(')} /

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 12:24, i'm not sure how you give/receive blow jobs, but a bump it really shouldn't get in the way of that. uhhh..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:58am
  • Idk what you're all talking about!...big hair/bumpits are awesome! I'm a hairdresser and we love them! Maybe you're just boring with your hair. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I feel like i read almost this exact text lije a month ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:57pm
  • No one likes that hairstyle anymore, unless your on the retarted South/Midwest,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Weird. I have a bumpit.. i wear it.. people tell me my hair looks good but maybe thats because i still style around it and don't just stick it on top of my head and leave it there for all to see.. also... i dont care where you are from america you still suck..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:14pm
  • 11:46 the correct terminology is "rahtarded".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:49pm
  • If I have to google why this is funny this is not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:07pm
  • I don't get why bumpits are so bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:49pm
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