I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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