Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i dont even know how to be here
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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