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  • Banging a slightly drunk guy in the dark one nite, my pussy started to get tired/sore so I slipped him into my ass (it's easy if you're wet and relaxed). Then he moans "you're pussy is so tight" while in my ass so he didn't know. Then in the morning we did anal and he said "can't believe we just did that". And I'm like "well, we did it last nite too" and he had no idea. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:50pm
  • yeah, my boyfriend has accidentally gone in my butt during sex too. no lube or anything. i was just really wet, we were going really fast, he slipped out & into the wrong hole. it happens. doesn't mean it didn't hurt like hell, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Maybe he just realized he accidently put it in her ass and liked it so he asked if he could have it again next time????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:06pm
  • How did he just glide it into your butt sans lube or noticeable extra effort. I'm thinking your butthole is loose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Wow. Ignorance runs rampant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:15am
  • oh god. This is no shout out to be excited about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:35pm
  • he didn't notice that it was in your ass? but the fact that it went in so easily makes me think your butthole is loose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:37am
  • why would it mean you were tight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:46pm
  • i knew someone who had this happen to them. she didn't say anything because she thought that was what he wanted. lols

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:19pm
  • as for the "omg- lube!" people-- did you consider the fact they may have been using lubed condoms?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:39pm
  • that guy has a pencil dick HARHAR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:22am
  • she did say while they were having sex. so they'd been doing it vaggie style before, which means it was probably naturally lubed enough to do it. But still, I'd think she'd say something acknowledging that it was in her butt. Especially if she was supposed to be tight. She might just be really used to anal sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:42pm
  • It's easy to hit the brown eye without lube or extra effort if she is really wet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:37pm
  • this is so obviously not an accident.. he was pretending he didn't notice to see if you'd let him. Nice of him to ask ahead for next time i guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Ummm doesn't matter how wet you are, it doesn't normally just slide into your ass that easy. Unless you're brown eye is all stretched out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:57pm
  • maybe it means he has a small penis..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:49pm
  • this totally happened to me too, we finished and she said "that was different" and i was like "how". Had no idea it was in her but. damn drunken sex with the lights off....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:23pm
  • how would poop not get on the penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:24pm
  • This is ridiculous; cause everyone can just go straight to anal like in porn...you're gunna need at least a little lube

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Or "C" He has a small penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:29pm
  • I went from vag to anal with my gf. She had just cum and was super wet. I had played with her ass before and during sex and I slid right inside her with no other lube or force. She came again and I exploded inside her. She loved it and it was great time for all involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:59am
  • She's saying it means she's tight because he went from v to a without noticing a difference. Eve with all the tight/loose lube/ no lube variables, it's pretty impossible not to notice the difference unless she's so tight there WAS no difference. Not my opinion, just defending her logic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:16am
  • I've gone from vag to anal without the guy using lube because he had been messing with my ass prior and it was pretty easy to do. If you have anal often, you are use to the initial feeling and don't even notice it as much. As for the guy...he was in the moment and she was probably tight to begin with so he didn't notice the change. Bad aim..that is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:54am
  • Damn u are that fucking loose?!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:47pm
  • oh, the 405. keeping oklahoma classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:03am
  • I don't think you're loose. I think he's an idiot. And besides, your vaginal muscles don't really lose elasticity till your thirties or forties. Unless a girl is fucking really well hung ( like beer can in circumference) guys multiple times a day for years, there wouldn't be a noticeable difference. Most "looseness" is just excessive self lubrication.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:23am
  • Maybe he just doesn't know the mechanics of sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 12:23... you are an idiot. A Vagina can get loose before you turn 30. plus for all you know she is 30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:14am
  • the reason that he asked to do anal next time was because he thought ur vagina that was actually ur butthole was pretty loose. If ur ass is that loose than u should consider offering ur belly button. smh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:03pm
  • It doesn't mean your tight or your butts loose, dumbass. It means your vag was too loose- so he stuck it up your ass- which generally is tighter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:22am
  • He accidentally/without realizing it put it in your butt. Does nobody see the problem with this guy's intelligence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:21am
  • THANKS FOTR LAUGH, WAS CUTE,LOL...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:24pm
  • if he was able to just go from one to the other without any previous dilation (even if we assume you'd already lubed him up with your vag juices and/or he was using lubed condoms) and keep going as he was on your vag your ass is too loose, that's not even in question, he could've also meant that next time he wants you to be nice and return the favor and do HIM anally,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:37am
  • opposite hapened to me, he thought it was in my butt cuz he was doin it from behind... and he came in my "butt"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:05pm
  • hahahaha! I literally loled at that one, 4:38. You're awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:47pm
  • ^ It can but a.) is rarely a noticeable difference and b.) unlikely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:22am
  • I'll surprise my girl and put it in her butt after she has finished. Im not putting in all that work not to get mine! And furthermore, a guy can shoot a load off in her butt and not have to ruin his bedsheets. ;-) I call it ingenuity at its finest!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Agreed with the need for lube- unless he's already been hitting the vag and has lube from that in which case if she does in fact have a loose butt it would be possible to 'glide in'. I say good job sir...except for the whole not realizing part. That's a bit depressing. I sincerely hope he was too wasted to know wtf was going on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:00pm
  • yeah i second 8:46. i don't understand how that would make sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:56pm
  • I'm sorry but if he stuck it in your butt be you diisnt scream it's the latter honey. You're loose. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:28pm
  • he was drunk :/ and lol to 8:31

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:34am
  • You didn't say anything? Like "hey, your penis is in my butt?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:44pm
  • If she's tight then her cooch could feel like her butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Yeah if you on't understand you're retarded. Also, is this a waddup to norman oklahoma? hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:28pm
  • actually, that didn't happen. fuckass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:11pm
  • put in the shiteris rub the clitoris

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:38pm