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  • 79 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:13pm

    asshole is the new vagina. get with the program girls. you have a 0% chance of getting pregnant if you go anal.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:27pm

    ^ Not true. And guys should go first. It's polite.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:07pm

    Stop breaking this girl's chops- I mean she sounds pretty cool- she does own her own bum. Now she should be mad at herself if the bum is clearly better looking than she is- maybe she just needs a shower & he'll put it in her instead of her bum. Poor bum was probably like wtf? I just wanted the empty beer cans they were drinking and this dude tried to molest me!

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    why did she fucc a dude she doesnt even have a number for? whore

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:11pm

    He's a dude. Why would he want your number if you're not going to give it up?

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:01pm

    guys are idiots for thinking it's ok to do a sneak attack on girls like that

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:46pm

    I heard that ppl who do anal end up wearing dippers at some point in their life lol!

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:09pm

    As for 5:01- you clearly have no idea how funny you girls look when you give us the fish eye after a sneak attack though!!

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:08pm

    you gotta huduni that bitch

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:56pm

    why on earth would you want to trade numbers after he tried to put it in your bum!?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:28am

    thats why you don't marry someone you do anal with.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:46pm

    Well it is a very small chance, but there are plenty of guys who will use the can't get pregnant part as an excuse to not wear condoms. And thats pretty fucking stupid. So better to teach about the small chance and reinforce condom usage since pregnancy seems to scare people more then STDs.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:38pm

    It sounds like he failed at the butt sex all on his own.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:28pm

    Key word here is "tried". No butt sex no phone number...pretty simple

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:57pm

    yeh sorry. didn't exactly win the 1st grade spelling b if you can believe that

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:58am

    And by 1057 I really ment 10:07

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:52am

    1:35, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. It's true that it's a muscle, but if you don't exercise that muscle it gets loose, and the longer you put it off the looser it gets. I hope you're not a woman, because if you are, I feel bad for the sorry fuck that puts his dick in you.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:35am

    fuck this "my vag is tight" business. THEY DONT GET LOOSE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. it's a muscle. fucking babies fit out of them and they still maintain they're shape for sex in the future. all these girls on the site who are "my vag is tight its not a problem lolz" are obviously virgins with no fucking clue.

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:23am

    1:35, you ARE a fucking idiot. How the fuck would I know my vag was relatively tight if I hadn't been told so after HAVING SEX?! It's not like I reached up there took a circumference then walked around surveying random women about theirs. And yes, it can get loose. Why do you think women are required to do kegel exercises after having a baby? Because every muscle down there is strained and loose. For goodness sake, think before you speak.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:00pm

    why would a guy call a chick that doesn't do anal ?

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:17pm

    umm why wouldn't you use a condom when you do anal anyway??

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:31pm

    I'm living proof that you don't need to do anal to get a phone number if your vag is tight enough. But if you're ugly and loose and expected a phone number out of a random hookup to begin with, chances are you didn't deserve it.

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:02am

    What 508 means by "houdini that bitch" is he just wants everyone to THINK he put it in her when in realitly he didnt

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:31pm

    You can't get pregnant from anal.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:40pm

    Well some teach that if it leaks out the anus, semen can "swim" into the vagina. Ay, take it how you want to but that's actually taught to some people though the chances of that happening are pretty slim.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:02pm

    No bom no number.cardinal rule

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:17pm

    clearly you thought wrong.

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:59pm

    Do or do not, there is no try.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:44pm

    i love canadian butt sex!

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:16am

    it just occured to me that this could be a man's text. has it occured to nobody else?

  • 50 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:50pm

    thank you 10:20 thank you for being the only intelligent person on this website. thank you.

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    5:08, WTF are you talking about? I can only think you meant to spell "Houdini"