I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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Stop breaking this girl's chops- I mean she sounds pretty cool- she does own her own bum. Now she should be mad at herself if the bum is clearly better looking than she is- maybe she just needs a shower & he'll put it in her instead of her bum. Poor bum was probably like wtf? I just wanted the empty beer cans they were drinking and this dude tried to molest me!
He's a dude. Why would he want your number if you're not going to give it up?
asshole is the new vagina. get with the program girls. you have a 0% chance of getting pregnant if you go anal.
^ Not true. And guys should go first. It's polite.
I heard that ppl who do anal end up wearing dippers at some point in their life lol!
why did she fucc a dude she doesnt even have a number for? whore
As for 5:01- you clearly have no idea how funny you girls look when you give us the fish eye after a sneak attack though!!
guys are idiots for thinking it's ok to do a sneak attack on girls like that
Key word here is "tried". No butt sex no phone number...pretty simple
1:35, you ARE a fucking idiot. How the fuck would I know my vag was relatively tight if I hadn't been told so after HAVING SEX?! It's not like I reached up there took a circumference then walked around surveying random women about theirs. And yes, it can get loose. Why do you think women are required to do kegel exercises after having a baby? Because every muscle down there is strained and loose. For goodness sake, think before you speak.
why on earth would you want to trade numbers after he tried to put it in your bum!?
yeh sorry. didn't exactly win the 1st grade spelling b if you can believe that
i love canadian butt sex!
thank you 10:20
thank you for being the only intelligent person on this website.
fuck this "my vag is tight" business.
THEY DONT GET LOOSE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
it's a muscle.
fucking babies fit out of them and they still maintain they're shape for sex in the future.
all these girls on the site who are "my vag is tight its not a problem lolz" are obviously virgins with no fucking clue.
you gotta huduni that bitch
why would a guy call a chick that doesn't do anal ?
It sounds like he failed at the butt sex all on his own.
1:35, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. It's true that it's a muscle, but if you don't exercise that muscle it gets loose, and the longer you put it off the looser it gets. I hope you're not a woman, because if you are, I feel bad for the sorry fuck that puts his dick in you.
Well it is a very small chance, but there are plenty of guys who will use the can't get pregnant part as an excuse to not wear condoms. And thats pretty fucking stupid. So better to teach about the small chance and reinforce condom usage since pregnancy seems to scare people more then STDs.
thats why you don't marry someone you do anal with.
umm why wouldn't you use a condom when you do anal anyway??
And by 1057 I really ment 10:07
You can't get pregnant from anal.
No bom no number.cardinal rule
I'm living proof that you don't need to do anal to get a phone number if your vag is tight enough. But if you're ugly and loose and expected a phone number out of a random hookup to begin with, chances are you didn't deserve it.
Well some teach that if it leaks out the anus, semen can "swim" into the vagina. Ay, take it how you want to but that's actually taught to some people though the chances of that happening are pretty slim.
clearly you thought wrong.
What 508 means by "houdini that bitch" is he just wants everyone to THINK he put it in her
when in realitly he didnt
Do or do not, there is no try.
5:08, WTF are you talking about? I can only think you meant to spell "Houdini"
it just occured to me that this could be a man's text. has it occured to nobody else?