Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I am mentally ready for anal.
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