it's too hot outside to masturbate.
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i live in 310 and this text is totally true.
The cure is to take a cool shower and jo in there... lol
I like it when my balls are super hung when it's hot outside.
haha. who declares to someone else why they aren't masturbating?
i've said that before ... maybe it was me? hahaha oh god gotta love the 305 weather.
that text was from a girl
I've had days like that. Days with BSTL (ball stuck to leg)
Where do you live, the Sahara?
get some gold bond powder
you two boys are nuts... and why do i feel like i know a celeb b/c you've been 'published'? LOL.
Air conditioning, anyone?
You can only masturbate outdoors?
that"s what ac is for
no such thing as a reason not to masturbate.
Warm weather makes my balls sweaty and moist.
Then go inside like the rest of us.
Why do texts like these get approved?
OMFG I HAVE BEEN THERE. I'll even half-finish one because it's too hot.