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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:49pm

    i live in 310 and this text is totally true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:02am

    The cure is to take a cool shower and jo in there... lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:49pm

    I like it when my balls are super hung when it's hot outside.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:48pm

    I've had days like that. Days with BSTL (ball stuck to leg)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:47pm

    Where do you live, the Sahara?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:39pm

    no such thing as a reason not to masturbate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:48pm

    haha. who declares to someone else why they aren't masturbating?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:36pm

    Air conditioning, anyone?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:59pm

    i've said that before ... maybe it was me? hahaha oh god gotta love the 305 weather.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:26pm

    You can only masturbate outdoors?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:57pm

    you two boys are nuts... and why do i feel like i know a celeb b/c you've been 'published'? LOL.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:33pm

    that text was from a girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:37pm

    Then go inside like the rest of us.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:41pm

    Warm weather makes my balls sweaty and moist.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:39pm

    that"s what ac is for

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:08pm

    get some gold bond powder

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    Submitted by hhslim on Jun 14, 10 at 1:55am

    Heard!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:09am

    OMFG I HAVE BEEN THERE. I'll even half-finish one because it's too hot.

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    Submitted by KB616 on Sep 21, 11 at 7:33am

    Why do texts like these get approved?