Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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9:04 - that sounds gross. and i like going down
The "genius" part made me laugh like so hard. So funny.
Yeah, its really not that healthy for you.
Then again, whores are well known for being fucking stupid.
um in love with this one. ha
you're kind of a whore aren't ya
this could have been a man ;-)
Hahah I work at jamba juice and only about 10% of the shit we sell is healthy. Great text though.
Oh the science of sperm is truly fasinating Hahaha
426 lets meet at a glory hole
my codename is grundlebundle
126 is my favorite. Smart whores should have a club
random jizz in your mouth all the time. delicious.
Make the girl happy: slurp your jizz out of there when you're done!
Jamba Jizz has a nice ring to it!
fuckin love jamba juice!!
WINNER! I love this woman
1:26 --> actually sperm has on average 15 calories lol.
healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?
not all whores are stupid though 8:41--they just like to get some. also, sperm, if im correct, only has about 5 calories a load making it most likely the healthiest thing offered at jamba. not only is it high in protein but it fights breast cancer--see what i mean about a smart whore :)
There was a fad for a while to call Coca Cola "satans black jism".
it wont let me post the link--but from all of the very scientific research that i have done (google ha) i have found 5-8 calories a tbsp, and the average load is less than a tbsp.
Healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?