Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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9:04 - that sounds gross. and i like going down
Yeah, its really not that healthy for you.
Then again, whores are well known for being fucking stupid.
The "genius" part made me laugh like so hard. So funny.
um in love with this one. ha
126 is my favorite. Smart whores should have a club
this could have been a man ;-)
you're kind of a whore aren't ya
426 lets meet at a glory hole
my codename is grundlebundle
Hahah I work at jamba juice and only about 10% of the shit we sell is healthy. Great text though.
Oh the science of sperm is truly fasinating Hahaha
Jamba Jizz has a nice ring to it!
random jizz in your mouth all the time. delicious.
fuckin love jamba juice!!
WINNER! I love this woman
Make the girl happy: slurp your jizz out of there when you're done!
1:26 --> actually sperm has on average 15 calories lol.
healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?
not all whores are stupid though 8:41--they just like to get some. also, sperm, if im correct, only has about 5 calories a load making it most likely the healthiest thing offered at jamba. not only is it high in protein but it fights breast cancer--see what i mean about a smart whore :)
There was a fad for a while to call Coca Cola "satans black jism".
it wont let me post the link--but from all of the very scientific research that i have done (google ha) i have found 5-8 calories a tbsp, and the average load is less than a tbsp.
Healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?