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  • 9:04 - that sounds gross. and i like going down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Yeah, its really not that healthy for you. Then again, whores are well known for being fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:41pm
  • The "genius" part made me laugh like so hard. So funny.

    Submitted by bigbrown on Apr 26, 10 at 1:55am
  • um in love with this one. ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:17pm
  • you're kind of a whore aren't ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:33pm
  • this could have been a man ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 126 is my favorite. Smart whores should have a club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:47am
  • 426 lets meet at a glory hole my codename is grundlebundle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:14am
  • Hahah I work at jamba juice and only about 10% of the shit we sell is healthy. Great text though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Oh the science of sperm is truly fasinating Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:38am
  • random jizz in your mouth all the time. delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Jamba Jizz has a nice ring to it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Make the girl happy: slurp your jizz out of there when you're done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:04am
  • fuckin love jamba juice!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:51pm
  • WINNER! I love this woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:14am
  • 1:26 --> actually sperm has on average 15 calories lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:58am
    • healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?

      Submitted by thisfox on Jul 20, 13 at 8:05pm
  • not all whores are stupid though 8:41--they just like to get some. also, sperm, if im correct, only has about 5 calories a load making it most likely the healthiest thing offered at jamba. not only is it high in protein but it fights breast cancer--see what i mean about a smart whore :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:26am
  • There was a fad for a while to call Coca Cola "satans black jism".

    Submitted by thisfox on Jul 20, 13 at 8:01pm
  • it wont let me post the link--but from all of the very scientific research that i have done (google ha) i have found 5-8 calories a tbsp, and the average load is less than a tbsp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:15am
    • Healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?

      Submitted by thisfox on Jul 20, 13 at 8:02pm
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