8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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