I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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Nom, nom, nom.
That's fucked up
Anyone who types gr8 should be out of the candidate pool for surrogate mother.
Oh, I would be scared to be a surrogate. Too much to miss out on: caffeine, my Zoloft, soft cheeses, and just so much more. I'm scared for when I someday may be pregnant.
..... I'm gonna puke...