I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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