so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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