She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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