I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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That's a worthy quest, Princess.
You want it to fall off and get lost for awhile..? And then be tried on women all over town before being returned to you? Sounds promising?
He doesn't have to be a gentleman, just have a perfect dick. Is that so much to ask for?
OP is a guy
I've been told I have the holy grail of dicks, that close?
Okay Marla Singer, paraphrase more "fight club"?
so buy a glass dildo. it's not that hard. (well, ok, it is hard, but it's not difficult)
Wanted to find this funny, but no matter how I think about it, it makes no goddamn sense.