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  I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.

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• That's a worthy quest, Princess.

  Submitted by raylealadee on Jun 4, 11 at 3:27pm

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• You want it to fall off and get lost for awhile..? And then be tried on women all over town before being returned to you? Sounds promising?

  Submitted by heffernan84 on Jun 14, 11 at 1:50am

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• He doesn't have to be a gentleman, just have a perfect dick. Is that so much to ask for?

  Submitted by McTastySweater on Jun 5, 11 at 4:41am

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• OP is a guy

  Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 4, 11 at 2:15pm

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• I've been told I have the holy grail of dicks, that close?

  Submitted by RangerDan1869 on Jun 5, 11 at 11:18am

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• Okay Marla Singer, paraphrase more "fight club"?

  Submitted by filmfaerie on Jun 4, 11 at 5:04pm

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• so buy a glass dildo. it's not that hard. (well, ok, it is hard, but it's not difficult)

  Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 5, 11 at 6:05am

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• Wanted to find this funny, but no matter how I think about it, it makes no goddamn sense.

  Submitted by nilesf1 on Mar 1, 13 at 8:15am

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